This little piece will develop as the news unfold.

  1. The government has officially declared bureaucrats are smarter than U.S. citizens.
  2. Some corporations are too big to fail. (Or their investors are just too well connected.)
  3. Markets will sky rocket (until they fall.)
  4. New sub-prime loan channels will be opened. (Under the guise of keeping people in their homes.)
  5. Investment banks will profit enormously from the bail out. (The same monkeys that brought us sub-primes get paid for underwriting the bail out.)
  6. It will be too painful to let the markets work out true valuations. (See #1 above)
  7. Credit is the new drug of choice.
  8. Citizens to be taught there really are no consequences for bad lending practices or borrowing too much.
  9. Taxpayers rejoice at the new risks they have taken on. (We're guaranteeing 1.2 T, not 200 B.)
  10. The government will now back $675,000 loans, up from $425,000. I guess these are the poor sub-prime folks duped into signing loans they did not understand?
  11. 42,000 lobbyists party in the street. Quoted one happy reveller: "It's a wonderous new world for financial lobbyists!" (See Fannie & Freddie: Buying friends in D.C.)

 

My wife told me this morning that even if a depression occurs, it would be better to let the market work out valuations. Before becoming a full time Mom, she worked in secondary marketing for a regional mortgage company. I trust what she says.